Everything but the kitchen sink

The title may be misleading, because this is a delusional seller of the month post. This one's a real peach too.

5963 Pingrove Pl in Eastvale has hit the market at peak prices PLUS another 10% a year! Yes, someone didn't get the memo. This home was purchased right at the peak, new from the builder for $683k. Two years into the biggest bust in the history of real estate our obviously clueless owner thinks it's now worth an astonishing $900k!


But wait, act now and he will throw in the furniture! The listing is another real gem too. Written in what can only be described as elementary school level English. Check this out,

"Beautiful property close to schools parks and shopping centers. This property has 6 bedrooms, and many upgrades like crown molding around the house, marble and Hardwood in stairs and one fireplace. It also fitures marble on entire home, all bathrooms have granite counter tops. Sellers will also include all 3 livingroom furniture, 1 dining room furniture 6 bedroom furniture and 1 baby grand piano and lots more."

He starts out so strong too, a whole sentence without a spelling error. It's a bit fragmentary but I'll let him slide. Then it all goes wrong. Buy it and it comes with THREE livingrooms. I'm so glad, dead grooms just aren't much fun. What's with the Hardwood in one of the fireplaces? They marbled the entire home? I'm no English major, far from it. But my 10 year old could write a better listing than this. Rafeal at Mi Casa Financial needs to get his ass back into school!

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