It's been a while since I ran across a real gem of a listing. Here's a beaut. This has all the hallmarks of the stereotypical realtard.
This listing in The Retreat just hit the market. 22476 Quiet Bay is one of the big KB homes. These puppies were well over a million at the peak. This one sold for $971k in late 2007, so the prices had fallen a bit by then. Now it's a shorty listed for $600k. The price is probably about right, possibly just a wee bit high considering the lack of landscaping. Now, check out this listing description.....
BEAUTIFUL 5 BED 5.5 BATH OVER 5300 LIVING SPACE SITTING ON THE OVER 12000 SQFT LOT, IN THE BEAUTIFUL GOLF COMMUNITY OF RETREAT IN SOUTH CORONA. THIS CORNER HOUSE OFFERS EVERYTHING YOU NEED IN A HOUSE. BEAUTIFUL ENTRANCE DEN/ OFFICE GUEST ROOM WITH WALKIN CLOSET, 3 CAR GRAGE, BIG KITCHEN ALOOTS OF CABNITS WITH TERMADORE APPLIANCES GRANITE COUNTER TOPS SOURAND SOUND SPEAKER IN THE FAMILY ROOM FIRE PLACE. UPSATIRS LARGE MASTER BED WITH RETREAT AND FIREPLACE A LARGE BALCONY. A UPSTAIR FAMILY ROOM JACK AND JILL ROOM AND A SEPARATE ROOM WITH ATTACHED FULL BATH. 2ND FRENCH BALCONY. UPSTAIRE LAUNDRY ROOM. .. .. .MUCH MUCH MORE TO WRITE. .. . GOT TO SEE IT. .. ..
Oh yes, that is a gem. Some of the words are so badly butchered it's hard to tell what he really meant. It took me a minute to figure out what "sourand" was. Upstairs is spelled 3 different ways all of them wrong. All caps of course and no real sentence structure. This guy didn't use multiple exclamation marks though, he went with periods. I can only assume he doesn't know where the exclamation mark is on the keyboard.